Dolphinus Approved Scalar Snacks

We don't even know on this one, people. We read so many absolutely nonsensical walls of text of what are most certainly acid-based revelations involving cosmic gates and dolphins with map-making abilities. We find out about how you can get nutrition beamed directly into your body via your picture being put into a box with a lamp over it in some guy's basement. Just... hold our hands and venture on in here, it truly goes some places and you'll need a friend or two in the dark forest full of dolphin cults and sasquatches that can turn into crows. 

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