What Clicks May Come
Just a couple of goofs free-falling down internet holes and being bewildered at the wild things they lead us to. Come hang out and listen to some messed up stuff about the Jigsaw of Quora, Chuck E Cheese erotic fan fiction, raw chicken purses, dolphin cults, and so much more! Find us on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your stories about armadillos (natural soldiers) at whatclicksmaycome@gmail.com Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin Music is by Brittany, find her on this podcast!
Episodes
29 episodes
Juoouf Buoouzuoous Juoouse Buoouze Cruoouzeu
Long eggs and the...~Juoouf Buoouzuoous Juoouse Buoouze Cruoouzeu~There is truly nothing else to say. Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on
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Episode 29
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1:05:32
Zorch Me, Lord Licorice
How sexually attractive is Lord Licorice to you? What do ChexMix and phlegm have to do with each other? What is the best word to say to water? All that and more in this episode? Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in...
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1:08:13
The Floating Shadow and Snake Jackal Strike Back
In this ep, we have calm and reasonable conversations about totally normal ASMR, and then somehow get to Family Guy character generators. Okay? Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on
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Episode 27
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1:16:04
That's Fiendish!
Well well well, we've been doing this thing for (*cough* a little over *cough*) a YEAR, and to celebrate, we decided to spend some quality time catching up with our dear Quora friend. Find gross pics of bad ...
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Episode 26
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48:22
Nothin' but Crab Meat
Ever wonder whether or not there are pyramids in Utah? Want to know all about *practice skin*? Really hankering to have Sleepy Time tea ruined for you forever? Well dive on in, the merh is tepid and oil-based! Find gross pics of ...
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Episode 25
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1:27:34
Don't Ask About the Baby in the Ceiling 👶 (Feat. Adal Rifai)
The title says it all, folks! Don’t you dare ask! But seriously, if you’re someone who deals in refurbishing/customizing cabbage patch dolls and are looking for the opportunity of a lifetime, this episode is especially for you. F...
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Episode 24
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59:28
Lords of Frogtown 👑
What has jalapeno pants, clawed frogs, shelled eggs, and excerpts from the 1992 Superbowl halftime show? Is it this episode? I'm not gonna tell you, but I will warn you that there are some loud, psychically damaging music clips in here, so have...
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Episode 23
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1:07:06
We Wear Pretty Shoes Now!
Heya wackmacks, sorry for the long wait! Life is stuff and excuses and things and what have you, y'know? Yeah, you get it. The important thing is that we're here now, along with a dog in sock-boots and all of your favorite anime character...
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Episode 22
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1:08:53
Don't Worship the Dog
If you need to know the best ~Juicy~ bag, the best set of dice, and the best jewelry that there is to purchase out there on the internet... then you'll unfortunately have to look elsewhere, because the only ones that we found in this episode we...
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Episode 21
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1:13:45
Live That Fake ID Life
Hot damn, it's episode 20! Don't tell the cops about this one! And if you do, we will deny any dealings with you. Check us out on Instagram at whatclicksm...
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Episode 20
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1:11:48
License to South Snout
If you've ever wondered where to buy slushy hot foam prosthetic south snouts for your budget production of Shrek the Musical, we find just the online store for you in this spicy ep! Check us out on
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Episode 19
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1:20:53
Racecar's Dirty Embrace
Explore Johnsonville with a sausage briefcase in hand! Listen as Brittany and Logan write a children's book! And don't forget to check out the instagram if you wanna see sausage men with triple-neck'd geetars and bad drawings of dirt-childr...
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Episode 18
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1:05:28
The Spider that Saved Cheaster
Cheese, eggs, spiders, religion, and of course a little bit of Taylor Swift: it's all in this hot ep! Get grossed out with us, learn about caves and bathtubs and the dairy products within, and ponder upon arachnids and Jesus with us. You ...
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Episode 17
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1:03:03
Keep Your Spoon Outta My STU
Hey clowns, y'all ever hear about spoon-bending parties? Ever wanted a list of all of the things that you need for a party where you and others bend spoons with your mind? You ever wonder about the exact percentage breakdown on the types of p...
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Episode 16
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1:09:32
The Perfect Party Toilet
We take a look at Facebook marketplace listings and peer into the minds of people who want to sell things like glass ornaments full of beans. Also, make sure to check out the Instagram if you want to see pictures of all of the toil...
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Episode 15
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59:34
Can You Hear My Donut Holes?
This week, we found out some interesting information about podcast titles, and we discovered a brave new way to direct improv scenes (it has to do with donut holes). Check us out on
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Episode 14
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1:13:26
Screenie Logic for Screenie People
Brittany tries out a new term and we find a terrible guy on the internet who MS Paints his shirts on. And, we find out an interesting secret about alligator meat! Check out pictures from this episode on
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Episode 13
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1:02:40
My Death Hurts Me Too, You Know
This week, we tell you everything you need to know about the current status of The Wiggles, sad love stories on YouTube, and ghost fuckin'. Have a good time if you dare. Check out pictures from this episode on ...
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Episode 12
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52:04
Bones as Dense as Zizz
If you've always wanted to know how to make your bones real good, or have wondered for far too long about what Stallion Zizz is, this is the only thing you'll ever need to listen to! Also, we find a new favorite Old Man on the I...
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Episode 11
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1:16:47
Bid on Bigfoot
This week, we discover a new fancy wine, rabies, high school newsletters, and the sexiest lawn ornament you've never heard of. If that doesn't entice you, then you at least need to listen for Brittany's impression of a drunk (but friendly) ...
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Episode 10
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1:05:13
Urinary Nightmare
... the title really says it all on this one. We're sorry. Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your ...
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Episode 9
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59:11
Be Long and Frothy
Dead philosophers? Cold chickens? Rat milk? If these things sound like a bad combination, and also bad as individual concepts, then why don't you come have a bad time? With this podcast! Because... and I'll let you in on a little se...
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Episode 8
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1:07:42
Permanent Eggs and Man Margarine
This week is all about ~permanent eggs~, various types of lube, fun summer games, and the Sarah-Palin-has-horse-legs conspiracy. Also, we check in on John once again and... he has some serious theories regarding Taylor Swift lyrics.
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Episode 7
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1:08:17
Dolphinus Approved Scalar Snacks
We don't even know on this one, people. We read so many absolutely nonsensical walls of text of what are most certainly acid-based revelations involving cosmic gates and dolphins with map-making abilities. We find out about how you can get nutr...
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Episode 6
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1:04:02